Search Terms in Google Images 3

"feral monkeys eating spam"

"the smartest stupid man in the world"

"acrobatic ninjas eating quiche"

"roadside love doctor"

"encyclopedia strawberry ipad"

"gorilla sunshine supersonic spiderlegs"

"crazy grandpa locked in the basement"

"robotic pizza planet"

Search Terms in Google Images #2

Now begins Day 2 of quitting smoking.  I wonder if it will work this time.

"Day 2 Quitting Smoking"

"Nyquil Hangover"

"Drunk Nun"

Now, what happens if we combine terms?  For example,

"Drunk Nun Nyquil Hangover"

I have a universal theory of the Internet: "The more disparate, complex, and strange your google search terms, the less clothing the women will be wearing."

Let's try it.

"Rhinoceros Bladder"

"Pink Fever"

Okay, so if we follow the theory, then we should have a more revealing result with

"Rhinoceros Bladder Pink Fever."  Do we?

Failure.  Let's try it again.

"Monkey Spaghetti"

PLUS

"Alabaster Funnel Cakes"

EQUALS

"Monkey Spaghetti Alabaster Funnel Cakes"

Ding ding ding!

Search Terms in Google Images

Here is one of the first images I get when I type in the following:

"Toe Brain"

"Falafel Boy"

"Margaret Thatcher Eating Cheese"

"Zombie Burger"

"Obama Steel Cage Death Match"

"Penguin with Machine Gun"

"Tank with Amnesia"

"Spastic Colon with Fries"

"Abraham Lincoln vs. Spiderman"