Thursday, April 26, 2012

In This Post, I Talk Far Too Much About Penises

Speed round.  What do you think when you see a guy driving one of these?


Or looking like this?


Small penis, right?

So if that's true, what do you think when you see a guy smoking these?

Davidoff slim cigarettes.  Aren't they marketed for women?

Does the weightlifting, sports-car-driving small-penis theory have a slim-cigarette big-penis counter-theory?

And what happens to these theories if we catch the guy pictured above driving that car but smoking these cigarettes?

Better not to think about it, I suppose.
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  1. MudwigApril 26, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    mindblowing paradox.

    in seriousness, i got told through empirical evidence (of small sample size, forgive the pun) there is an inverse arrogance vs size relationship but i haven't much experience of other men's johnsons to confirm. and i'm too humble to mention my data set.

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