Sunday, January 13, 2013

A Wonderful Conversation that Will Not Happen

Emirati Student: Teacher, I have a question.

Western Teacher: Yes.

Student: Can you tell me what "fuck up your shit" means?

Teacher: . . . Can you repeat that?

Student: My English teacher said that on the final exam she was going to fuck up my shit.  What does "fuck up my shit" mean?

Teacher: Oh.  Ha ha.  That's nothing.

Student: It's nothing?

Teacher: Well, it means that she's going to give you a very easy final exam.  You're going to get an A.

Student: Oh!

Teacher: Yeah.  So.

Student [beaming]: Well, I really hope that she fucks up my shit on the final exam!

Teacher: I hope so too.

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