I'm long overdue catching up on new music, an issue that I will be addressing in the next post. In this post, we celebrate your faith, your risk-taking skills, and your ability to Constanza.
You were -$25,460.
$30,000 on the Bulls -2 1/2 vs. the Nets -- WIN
$30,000 on the Grizzlies -3 1/2 vs. the Clippers -- WIN
$55,000 on the Pacers +2 1/2 at Atlanta Hawks -- OOPS
$110,000 on the Thunder -1 at Houston -- WIN
After all of that, you have won $73,540.
It turns out that the key to winning is the double-pronged strategy of (1) panicking and (2) rapidly increasing our bets as we chase our losses.
Who knew that sports betting could be such an easy game?
You were -$25,460.
$30,000 on the Bulls -2 1/2 vs. the Nets -- WIN
$30,000 on the Grizzlies -3 1/2 vs. the Clippers -- WIN
$55,000 on the Pacers +2 1/2 at Atlanta Hawks -- OOPS
$110,000 on the Thunder -1 at Houston -- WIN
After all of that, you have won $73,540.
It turns out that the key to winning is the double-pronged strategy of (1) panicking and (2) rapidly increasing our bets as we chase our losses.
Who knew that sports betting could be such an easy game?
That's what I'm talking about!!
ReplyDeleteI have faith in you always
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo hoo!
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