Monday, September 10, 2012

I Would Love to Be Named Schlomo

It would be so nice.

Friends could say, "Hey, Schlomo, pass me another beer."

And I would say, "One?"

And he would answer, "Yes, Schlomo, one."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, who?"

"Yeah, Schlomo."

"Okay."

And then I would pass him a beer.

And that's how it would go throughout his life.  Because I would control the beer.

3 comments:

  1. i don't know why but i loved this post

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  2. This reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it!

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  3. Yeah, I feel like I'm copying a scene from a bad comedy, but I'm not sure which one. I've seen way to many bad comedies.

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