Before last night's games, we were +595. Now look what you did.
$250 on Hawks +6 1/2 at Indiana Pacers--YOU LOSE
$412 on Lakers +8 1/2 at San Antonio Spurs--YOU LOSE
$5 on Heat -13 vs. Milwaukee Bucks--WINNER (of five dollars)
$631 on Rockets +10 at Oklahoma City Thunder--YOU LOSE
So, you decided to win five bucks, and then you decided to lose $1,293.
Why did you do that?
Now, instead of winning $595, you are losing $693 overall.
Nothing to do but try to get it back. Good luck with that!
There are only two games tonight. Here they are:
$1,002 on Nets -4 1/2 vs. Chicago Bulls. Because we are chasing our losses, the reasonable move it to increase our bet sizes until we reach a state of panic. You might have to knock over a liquor store. If so, I recommend one that is not near the police station. Also, Bulls are aggressive animals, prone to getting caught in nets. Easy game.
$5 on Grizzlies +5 1/2 at Los Angeles Clippers. In the past, the Clippers used to be a perennial loser. For this reason, I am pretending that the Clippers are terrible today. It just feels right. And while it is true that the Grizzlies also used to be perennial losers, bears are my favorite animal. I'm not sure what a Clipper is. A type of boat? That's goofy. Bears would totally destroy a boat, if it happened to be transporting honey. Even if it was not transporting honey, boats tend to transport people, and people are edible to grizzlies, if the grizzlies are hungry enough.
$250 on Hawks +6 1/2 at Indiana Pacers--YOU LOSE
$412 on Lakers +8 1/2 at San Antonio Spurs--YOU LOSE
$5 on Heat -13 vs. Milwaukee Bucks--WINNER (of five dollars)
$631 on Rockets +10 at Oklahoma City Thunder--YOU LOSE
So, you decided to win five bucks, and then you decided to lose $1,293.
Why did you do that?
Now, instead of winning $595, you are losing $693 overall.
Nothing to do but try to get it back. Good luck with that!
There are only two games tonight. Here they are:
$1,002 on Nets -4 1/2 vs. Chicago Bulls. Because we are chasing our losses, the reasonable move it to increase our bet sizes until we reach a state of panic. You might have to knock over a liquor store. If so, I recommend one that is not near the police station. Also, Bulls are aggressive animals, prone to getting caught in nets. Easy game.
$5 on Grizzlies +5 1/2 at Los Angeles Clippers. In the past, the Clippers used to be a perennial loser. For this reason, I am pretending that the Clippers are terrible today. It just feels right. And while it is true that the Grizzlies also used to be perennial losers, bears are my favorite animal. I'm not sure what a Clipper is. A type of boat? That's goofy. Bears would totally destroy a boat, if it happened to be transporting honey. Even if it was not transporting honey, boats tend to transport people, and people are edible to grizzlies, if the grizzlies are hungry enough.
i will follow todays. however, i will reverse the amounts and do 1002 on the grizzlers and 5 dollars on the mets.
ReplyDeletethis is because your twizzlers logic is more sound.
thank me later.