Friday, April 26, 2013

Posterized

Before Last Night's Games: +$1,380

$440 on Bulls -3 1/2 vs. Brooklyn Nets

$7700 on Clippers +4 1/2 at Memphis Grizzlies

$2200 on Bucks +7 1/2 vs. Miami Heat

You lost them all.  

After Last Night's Games: -$8,960

This loss amount is entirely satisfactory and part of your plan.  You've got them right where you want them.

Ready?  Sell your house and make these bets:

$22,000 on Celtics -2 1/2 vs. New York Knicks.  Because the Knicks are likely to win.

$11,000 on Nuggets PK at Golden State Warriors.  Because you have $11,000 to bet.

$16,500 on San Antonio -5 at Los Angeles Lakers.  Because the sun came up today.

If you miss with these--and you probably will--you'll inevitably have thoughts of throwing yourself from the top of the nearest tall building.  

Don't do that yet!  We've got a few more weeks of picks.  You've got to get more money.  Do it any way that you can.

By the way, how did you get yourself into this?  

It isn't wise to associate yourself with gamblers.  They're nihilistic and morally bankrupt.

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