Sunday, April 28, 2013

You're Rich

I'm long overdue catching up on new music, an issue that I will be addressing in the next post.  In this post, we celebrate your faith, your risk-taking skills, and your ability to Constanza.

You were -$25,460.

$30,000 on the Bulls -2 1/2 vs. the Nets -- WIN

$30,000 on the Grizzlies -3 1/2 vs. the Clippers -- WIN

$55,000 on the Pacers +2 1/2 at Atlanta Hawks -- OOPS

$110,000 on the Thunder -1 at Houston -- WIN

After all of that, you have won $73,540.

It turns out that the key to winning is the double-pronged strategy of (1) panicking and (2) rapidly increasing our bets as we chase our losses.

Who knew that sports betting could be such an easy game?

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