Emirati Student: Teacher, I have a question.
Western Teacher: Yes.
Student: Can you tell me what "fuck up your shit" means?
Teacher: . . . Can you repeat that?
Student: My English teacher said that on the final exam she was going to fuck up my shit. What does "fuck up my shit" mean?
Teacher: Oh. Ha ha. That's nothing.
Student: It's nothing?
Teacher: Well, it means that she's going to give you a very easy final exam. You're going to get an A.
Student: Oh!
Teacher: Yeah. So.
Student [beaming]: Well, I really hope that she fucks up my shit on the final exam!
Teacher: I hope so too.
Western Teacher: Yes.
Student: Can you tell me what "fuck up your shit" means?
Teacher: . . . Can you repeat that?
Student: My English teacher said that on the final exam she was going to fuck up my shit. What does "fuck up my shit" mean?
Teacher: Oh. Ha ha. That's nothing.
Student: It's nothing?
Teacher: Well, it means that she's going to give you a very easy final exam. You're going to get an A.
Student: Oh!
Teacher: Yeah. So.
Student [beaming]: Well, I really hope that she fucks up my shit on the final exam!
Teacher: I hope so too.
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