Mallory Hagan, a 23-year-old New Yorker, won the Miss America Pageant on Saturday. She won the award right before she lost it.
As her name was announced, Mallory Hagan decided to celebrate by showing her baboon face.
"It's my favorite look," Mallory tearfully admitted after the award had been rescinded unanimously by pageant judges. "I was saving it for my win."
When asked to describe it further, Mallory said that four simultaneous moves were necessary to complete the look--bugging out her eyes; opening her mouth so as to fit an entire Chipotle burrito into it; drawing back her eyebrows in disbelief; and imagining zombies chasing her into a closed alleyway.
After Hagan's debut of the Baboon, judges snatched the tiara from her head, awarding the top prize instead to Ali Rogers of South Carolina, who smiled and said, "Well golly, thanks America."
As her name was announced, Mallory Hagan decided to celebrate by showing her baboon face.
"It's my favorite look," Mallory tearfully admitted after the award had been rescinded unanimously by pageant judges. "I was saving it for my win."
When asked to describe it further, Mallory said that four simultaneous moves were necessary to complete the look--bugging out her eyes; opening her mouth so as to fit an entire Chipotle burrito into it; drawing back her eyebrows in disbelief; and imagining zombies chasing her into a closed alleyway.
After Hagan's debut of the Baboon, judges snatched the tiara from her head, awarding the top prize instead to Ali Rogers of South Carolina, who smiled and said, "Well golly, thanks America."
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