Wednesday, January 16, 2013

My Second Biggest Hand

This post follows on the one directly below.  Now, I imagine that these are not "big" hands by the standards of most folks, but I figured I'd just tell the story and let you decide.

Some time after my $5/10NL disaster--in which I think I was nearly a 60% favorite, but that kind of talk is just sour grapes--I tried playing $2/4NL while I was visiting family in Sioux Falls, South Dakota for Christmas.

A little preface.  My family is truly a gambling family.  As a child, I remember going nowhere--except to casinos.  My parents like to tell a story about how they decided to "switch things up" by taking us--me and my brother and sister--out to Yosemite and booking a cabin, where I almost immediately started eating the dirt floor and they basically said, "Fuck it, if they're already eating dirt in the living room, we're going back home."

So . . . aside from Yosemite, for fifteen minutes, we went to casinos.

Another time, we headed out to John Ascuaga's Nugget in Reno during a school vacation, and while I was playing Galaga or Joust I got nabbed by a truant officer--his badge dropping in front of my eyes while I played my game--who was sure I was avoiding school.  I told him the truth, and he called bullshit, as cops tend to do, those skeptical, suspicious bitches.  A quick page of my parents left us waiting for my mother, who informed the officers that in California we had vacation a week earlier than the Nevada kids.  The best part of this story?  The truant officer gave me a quarter for the game he wasted.

I guess my point is that vacation for me as a child translated into a roll of quarters in the casino's video game room.

So I'm visiting my family in Sioux Falls.  We had just gone out to the casino.  We came home and naturally I fired up some poker tables.  But for some reason I decided to play much higher than normal, so I bought in for $400 at a $2/4 NL full ring game.

And I was quickly awarded with AA.  (I had come up from Colorado to visit my parents, so naturally I called them over.)

A player directly to my right made a standard raise.  I obviously threebet his monkey ass.  It folded around to him, and he called.

The flop came A K x.  My parents had already begun to celebrate.

He checked, I bet, and he raised very small, and I thought, Oh, snizzzzzap, or something like that, and called.  Somebody--probably my father--grabbed my shoulder.

The turn was a blank, and he led out for a hefty chunk of his stack--at which point the hand on my shoulder gripped me tighter--so obviously I shoved.  And he snapcalled.

Blank on the river and he showed KK.

And my parents erupted in jubilation.  Near Christmas.  So that's my happiest gambling story.

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